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[medtran49]

An apex predator is a top of the chain predator. I wouldn't call a chimp an apex predator though since a large portion of their diet is veges and insects like termites, with only a small part being smaller mammals.

 

[mjd]

 

[Duck59]

Aaagh!

A play on words. Chimps are omnivores and pretty serious predators. Thus, they could be described as "apex predators." Therefore, our vegetarian chimp would be an "ape, ex-predator."

 

[Duck59]

An apex predator is a top of the chain predator. I wouldn't call a chimp an apex predator though since a large portion of their diet is veges and insects like tetmites, with only a small part being smaller mammals.

True to a degree, but having seen them planning and executing (in every sense of the word) an attack on colobus monkeys, I'd say they were pretty vicious brutes when they feel like it.

 

[Timenspace]

Aaagh!

A play on words. Chimps are omnivores and pretty serious predators. Thus, they could be described as "apex predators." Therefore, our vegetarian chimp would be an "ape, ex-predator."

I might try it when I am fresh

 

[Timenspace]

True to a degree, but having seen them planning and executing (in every sense of the word) an attack on colobus monkeys, I'd say they were pretty vicious brutes when they feel like it.

My Goodness, it is their own kind! Species I mean...do the chimps then eat the monkeys??

 

[flyinglentris]

I might try it when I am fresh

When a human being has really gone beyond being fresh, no zip lock bag will help, but they will use one anyway.

 

[medtran49]

My Goodness, it is their own kind! Species I mean...do the chimps then eat the monkeys??

All animals that are carnivores or omnivores will eat their own kind, including humans, if they get hungry enough or are seriously disturbed mentally in the case of humans.

 

[The Velvet Curtain]

What do you call a vegetarian chimp?

An ape ex-predator.

I used to be really into mechanised farm machinery, but not any more, I suppose that makes me.....

Spoiler: Wait for it....

An ex-tractor fan.

 

[Morning Glory]

I used to be really into mechanised farm machinery, but not any more, I suppose that makes me.....

Spoiler: Wait for it....

An ex-tractor fan.

This one I did understand.

 

[caseydog]

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I thought Kermit was "canceled?" That's what they keep saying on FOXnews.

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[caseydog]

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[Yorky]

 

[Duck59]

My Goodness, it is their own kind! Species I mean...do the chimps then eat the monkeys??

They do. Chimps will also kill and eat other chimps from rival groups. They're not the cuddly fun-lovers that some people like to make out.

 

[flyinglentris]

When a human being has really gone beyond being fresh, no zip lock bag will help, but they will use one anyway.

And when they thaw you out, they will overcook you and store well burnt roast in an urn or just mix it into a pit.