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Lullabelle said:
Earlier I tred to take off my jumper without undoing the top 3 buttons and got stuck.
I am now in A & E waiting to see a cardiologist.
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I clicked the laugh button...unless you're serious, because once you get around my age and older, that could actually happen! :)
 
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Lullabelle said:
Earlier I tred to take off my jumper without undoing the top 3 buttons and got stuck.
I am now in A & E waiting to see a cardiologist.
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That reminds me of the joke about the little old man living in a nursing home. He was having a HUGE amount of trouble getting down a few steps and walking. The caregivers got extremely concerned and took him to the ER. There, the ER doc examined him and stated that if they took his pants off and put them back on with 1 leg in each pants leg that the problem would be solved.
 
Similarly, there were two old ladies sitting in their dining chairs at meal time in the nursing home when one started to lean over to the right. Immediately one of the staff rushed over and sat her back upright. A minute or so later she started to lean to the left, when again the staff member grabbed her and put her back straight.
The old lady looked slightly annoyed and said to her friend "I tell you what Agnes, the staff here are very good, but they won't let you fart".
 
I'm so glad they're now making these!
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