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[TastyReuben]

Somebody explain this to me, please?

I'm sure you've heard the old expression, "Does a bear sh!t in the woods!?"

 

[mjd]

I'm sure you've heard the old expression, "Does a bear sh!t in the woods!?"

Yes. And?

 

[TastyReuben]

Yes. And?

The bear has to poop, so he's opening a restroom-style door (with a little bear on it), and it's out in the woods, because if a bear had a proper restroom, it'd be out in the woods, because that's where bears poop.

 

[mjd]

The bear has to poop, so he's opening a restroom-style door (with a little bear on it), and it's out in the woods, because if a bear had a proper restroom, it'd be out in the woods, because that's where bears poop.

That's funny. Thanks for explaining it for me. My brain is tired of thinking at the moment. ;-)

 

[Morning Glory]

And the puns just keep on rolling.

This is getting blown out of proportion.

 

[TastyReuben]

This is getting blown out of proportion.

Get ready...you're going to like this one:

I read these to my wife, she hates puns. I knew the whole conversation would...ahem...rubber the wrong way (get it?...rubber...rub her... )!

 

[The Velvet Curtain]

This is getting blown out of proportion.

It's enough to make you go spare

 

[mjd]

You guys are so silly. ;-)

 

[Lullabelle]

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[Yorky]

Somebody explain this to me, please?

Does a bear "go to the toilet" in the woods?

 

[rascal]

Found it. This family love 25 mins away from me.

Russ

National

 

[mjd]

Does a bear "go to the toilet" in the woods?

Based on your and TastyReuben's responses, I assume they do. I can't honestly say that I've ever pondered where bears go potty before now. ;-)

 

[TastyReuben]

Based on your and TastyReuben's responses, I assume they do. I can't honestly say that I've ever pondered where bears go potty before now. ;-)

My FIL used to say a regional variant. When you'd ask him an obvious question, he'd look at you and say, "Does a bear sh!t in the buckwheat?!"

 

[Yorky]

My FIL used to say a regional variant. When you'd ask him an obvious question, he'd look at you and say, "Does a bear sh!t in the buckwheat?!"

Or - "Is the Pope a Catholic?"

 

[Yorky]