What made you smile recently?

[Rocklobster]

Having one of the bathrooms renovated...The plumber didn't crimp a water line and when he turned on the water it leaked through my kitchen ceiling now I need to replace a couple of sheets of dry wall..Hey! I own a kitchen ceiling. Many people have it a lot worse...

 

[rascal]

Really????

Russ

 

[LissaC]

 

[TastyReuben]

 

[LissaC]

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I thought about sharing this with coworkers but I'd be giving away my plans

 

[LissaC]

Almost killed my former boss who came to lunch at my house. I made chicken jalfrezi and she accidentally ate a bit of chili pepper, me and my boyfriend eat these chillies but she's not used to them, she was crying, coughing and struggling to breathe I really love my former boss I swear I meant no harm

 

[Morning Glory]

I really love my former boss I swear I meant no harm

Maybe its just as well she is your former boss.

 

[Master Cutler]

I visited the opticians and said to the receptionist "I've come for my eye test"
She replied, "your sight has really got worse"
I said "wow, that's clever, how can you tell"
She replied "because this is the dry cleaners"

 

[ThatDude]

 

[TastyReuben]

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That’s worth two laughs!

 

[Yorky]

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[The Velvet Curtain]

View: https://youtu.be/Pbw5SjxFS8s

 

[Lullabelle]

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Sadly yes

 

[Master Cutler]

I was telling my friend that I'd started dating twins.
He asked how was I able to tell them apart.
Easy I said, Cindy is 5'6" tall, has blond hair and blue eyes, Colin on the other hand is 6'3" tall, has a beard and smokes a pipe.

 

[TastyReuben]