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My missing finger tip is throbbing, but it could be worse.
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Nah, it wasn’t to his liking, so he returned it and…took the money and ran (ahh-oooh yeah!).
How much is missing? Enough that it’ll never look right again, or just a little off the end, but not enough you’ll ever notice?
I can’t make a joke until I know how serious it is, y’know.
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Just the skin and a bit below, enough to notice, but not enough to talk about in the pub.How much is missing? Enough that it’ll never look right again, or just a little off the end, but not enough you’ll ever notice?
I can’t make a joke until I know how serious it is, y’know.
I am milking it though
Don’t kid yourself…that rabbit knew exactly what he was doing!
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There speaks a man of experienceDon’t kid yourself…that rabbit knew exactly what he was doing!
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I've just had my tweet liked by Robin Ince, extra joy, he was the first to like it 
I sliced the tip off of a finger with a f-ing mandolin, and it wouldn't stop bleeding. I had to have it cauterized. That sucked.
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How far are the Proclaimers willing to go?
Yet another I don't understand...
It’s related to The Proclaimers’ song “I Would Walk 500 Miles,” which follows that lyric with “…and I would walk 500 more.”
Yes - I know the song. Still don't get it!
It’s literally showing you how far they’d be willing to walk. The center is Scotland (where they’re from), and the first circle is a 500 mile radius from there (“I would walk 500 miles…”).
The second circle is a radius of an additional 500 miles (“…and I would walk 500 more”) - the graphic is showing exactly how far The Proclaimers, well, proclaimed they’d walk.
That’s the joke.
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