Change of plans.
I finally got radical and decided I was going to re-organise the front garden, with or without my wife's help.
It worked. Got the gardener in. He and I ripped out all the bromeliads, cleaned up the earth and, with a bit of luck, Saturday morning, we should have something a little prettier in the front than before.
PS: I did happen to mention that, if she wants her friends to see our "beautiful garden" next Thursday (she's invited 8 couples for lunch), then she needs to get her a*** in gear and help me out with the design)
That worked. Watch this space for future surprises.
I finally got radical and decided I was going to re-organise the front garden, with or without my wife's help.
It worked. Got the gardener in. He and I ripped out all the bromeliads, cleaned up the earth and, with a bit of luck, Saturday morning, we should have something a little prettier in the front than before.
PS: I did happen to mention that, if she wants her friends to see our "beautiful garden" next Thursday (she's invited 8 couples for lunch), then she needs to get her a*** in gear and help me out with the design)
That worked. Watch this space for future surprises.