First one is true, I popped my clogs on the operating table. Twice.Now this I would remember and you have to be ............kidding me. You've got to be kidding because you know I love a good laugh and this one isn't even slightly funny or is it? You and the Cycle buddies had quite a bit of laughs..
The second with the undertaker is true. I'm at the mass, then the hospital. Nearly three hours later and fourty miles away. I had it told to me later, what happened. Even had a visit from the same undertaker over Christmas. Neighbour of the relative I was staying with, so not as bad as it sounds. My way of dealing with it, epilepsy, be as open as possible about it.
That last one was a scam e-mail.