First one is true, I popped my clogs on the operating table. Twice.Now this I would remember and you have to be ............kidding me. You've got to be kidding because you know I love a good laugh and this one isn't even slightly funny or is it? You and the Cycle buddies had quite a bit of laughs..
The second with the undertaker is true. I'm at the mass, then the hospital. Nearly three hours later and fourty miles away. I had it told to me later, what happened. Even had a visit from the same undertaker over Christmas. Neighbour of the relative I was staying with, so not as bad as it sounds. My way of dealing with it, epilepsy, be as open as possible about it.
That last one was a scam e-mail.
. Those millions would be handy right about now. This one came in mail where the name and address was hand written. Impressive if you ask me but not funny when you realise there are no actual millions. I've seen the odd email but none of them actually killed me.