caseydog - did you make it home ok?
Yes, well stressed out, but okay.
I took a
Southwest fight to Dallas after my second AA flight got cancelled. I call
Southwest Airlines Greyhound busses with wings. They board cattle car style. No reserved seats -- every passenger for themself. I paid 15 bucks extra to get in the first boarding group and grab a front-row seat.
The flight gets to Dallas Love Field a little early, but our gate had a plane in it. Another 20 minute wait.
My friend picks me up at Love Field, and takes me to DFW Airport to pick up my car. No problems there. but, leaving the airport, there are about twenty lanes to pay for your parking. If you have a Tolltag, you can use it to pay in any lane, but there are three dedicated "Tolltag Only" lanes, marked with giant lighted yellow signs. I am heading for one of those lanes, and some guy changes three lanes to get into the lane I was aiming for. I guessed he thought he had to be in a "Tolltag Only" lane to pay with his Tolltag. No big deal... so I thought.
Pinhead gets to gate, opens his car window, and proceeds to try to pay with a paper ticket and credit card.
After a minute, I rolled down my window, and yelled up to him, "Do you have a Tolltag?" He replies, "I have a ticket." So I tell the moron he's in a Tolltag Only lane. He replies, "No, I have a ticket," which he is still trying to insert into something.
Since it was around midnight, there wasn't much traffic, and no one behind me. I was able to back out of that lane, and move one lane over and get out, while Mr.
for brains is still trying to shove his ticket into every orifice he could find (I wanted to suggest another orifice for him to try, but he probably couldn't find that one with both hands and a flashlight.
I got home at about 1AM (ish), and went straight to bed.
CD