Excuse the turn of phrase but that really sucks! You must have been woken as you broke your leg, sounds horrifying!I fell asleep in a dining chair and fell off! I now only sit in chairs with arms. Ironically about 4 weeks ago I fell asleep in a chair with arms and trapped the radial nerve in my arm resulting in radial palsy, so left hand was completely floppy and useless. I couldn't really have cooked anything even if I was mobile. The palsy is now more or less gone, so at least I can chop things now.
I'm looking at developing a savoury recipe and have two ideas already.
Were you a chair wrecker in a former life, maybe offer the god of seating a peace offering