Last time someone admitted to doing that, they were on their back in A&E. Having been hit first by the person(they thought they'd have some "fun" with), then the car as they fell in the road.On my way home this evening a young lad about 17/18 was walking towards me with his face buried in his phone completely oblivious to me so when he got close I went BOO! He nearly jumped out of his skin, he apologised but he could quite easily have walked out infront of a moving vehicle
Neither funny nor clever as the doctor pointed out.