That sounds like something I’d do. I’ve cut myself more weird ways than you can imagine.I had just sharpened the knife to use it to chop the onions, and not having anything to hand, I wiped the whetstone & metal dust off on my trousers. As I did so, the tip caught my leg, cut through my clothes and me, not the blade thankfully.
My guess was going to be that you’d gotten into a scrape with a mob of nogoodnik kangaroos from the wrong side of the Outback.


