As I mentioned, we’re without power. MrsT and I drove to the next town over, about 20 minutes, to eat supper at McD’s.
As we were both grumpy over the power situation, we consoled ourselves with Big Mac meals. MrsT opened hers…perfect, about as close to the way they look on TV as it could get. Nicely assembled, even, glistening top bun, a little special sauce oozing out here, a glimpse of cheese there.
I opened mine. First, it looked like they put it in the box and then threw it against the wall. Everything was askew and tipsy-turvy.
But wait, there’s more: upon further inspection, my Big Mac was assembled with all middle-bun sections, and not three bun pieces, but four, and even then, the layers didn’t make sense, it went bun, burger, burger, bun, bun, bun…and all the buns were middle pieces!
How in the hell does that even happen?!
I ate it anyway, after reassembly and removal of the extra bun.