What made you smile recently (2023)?
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McCarthy is making a lot of concessions to get the votes he needs, and some people are concerned. But, as a survivor of testicular cancer, I can assure Kevin that a man only needs one.
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Well, we have Speaker McCarthy as of late Friday night. I think I heard it took 15 votes, was putting dishes away when the news was reporting on that.
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A pastor asked an older farmer, decked out in bib overalls, to say grace for the morning breakfast.
"Lord, I hate buttermilk", the farmer began. The visiting pastor opened one eye to glance at the farmer and wonder where this was going.
The farmer loudly proclaimed, "Lord, I hate lard." Now the pastor was growing concerned.
Without missing a beat, the farmer continued, "And Lord, you know I don't much care for raw white flour". The pastor once again opened an eye to glance around the room and saw that he wasn't the only one to feel uncomfortable.
Then the farmer added, "But Lord, when you mix them all together and bake them, I do love warm fresh biscuits. So Lord, when things come up that we don't like, when life gets hard, when we don't understand what you're saying to us, help us to just relax and wait until you are done mixing. It will probably be even better than biscuits.
Amen."
"Lord, I hate buttermilk", the farmer began. The visiting pastor opened one eye to glance at the farmer and wonder where this was going.
The farmer loudly proclaimed, "Lord, I hate lard." Now the pastor was growing concerned.
Without missing a beat, the farmer continued, "And Lord, you know I don't much care for raw white flour". The pastor once again opened an eye to glance around the room and saw that he wasn't the only one to feel uncomfortable.
Then the farmer added, "But Lord, when you mix them all together and bake them, I do love warm fresh biscuits. So Lord, when things come up that we don't like, when life gets hard, when we don't understand what you're saying to us, help us to just relax and wait until you are done mixing. It will probably be even better than biscuits.
Amen."
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We told families on Sunday that we've booked tickets to return to the UK in October for 2½ weeks.
The member of family concerned wants to pick us up from the airport. Lol
The member of family concerned wants to pick us up from the airport. Lol
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I like to be organised too.We told families on Sunday that we've booked tickets to return to the UK in October for 2½ weeks.
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The member of family concerned wants to pick us up from the airport. Lol
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That´s hilarious to me - for a weird reason.
Everyone in the world loves a Coke - but when I got to Venezuela, everyone drank Pepsi.
And remember the VHS players (some while ago...)? Yep, you´ve got it - all the Venezuelans had Betamax.
Everyone in the world loves a Coke - but when I got to Venezuela, everyone drank Pepsi.
And remember the VHS players (some while ago...)? Yep, you´ve got it - all the Venezuelans had Betamax.
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