What made you smile recently (2025)?

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An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman and an American were kidnapped by a vicious Mexican drug cartel.
" You're all going to die, but you can have one last wish", growled Pancho.
The Scotsman said:
" I'd like amazing grace, played on 1,000 bagpipes"
The Irishman said:
"And I'd like Danny boy, sung by 1,000 Celtic singers"
The American said:
" I want to hear the Star spangled banner, sung by Kanye West and the Mormon tabernacle choir"
The Englishman said:
"Shoot me first".
 
karadekoolaid said:
..and I'm still here :laugh: :laugh:
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But the joke wasn't about you. Your joke was about an Englishman. And yes, I know you don't live there anymore, but most Englishmen are still living there (or buried there). Pretty sure that the Irish and Scottish guys lived across the pond, too.
 
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JAS_OH1 said:
But the joke wasn't about you. Your joke was about an Englishman. And yes, I know you don't live there anymore, but most Englishmen are still living there (or buried there). Pretty sure that the Irish and Scottish guys lived across the pond, too.
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The Welsh are beginning to feel left out you know :giggle:
 
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