What made you smile recently (2025)?

Ok, get ready for the welsh ...

A Welshman, an Englishman, and a Scot come across a lantern. A genie pops out and offers to grant them each a wish.

The Scot says: “I am a sheep herder, like my dad before me. I want my country to be full of sheep farms.” Whoosh, and so it was.

The Englishman couldn’t believe his eyes. He asked: “I want a wall around England to keep those pesky Scots and Welsh people out.” Boom, just like that England was surrounded with a wall.

Now it’s the Welshman’s turn. But first, he says “Tell me more about this wall.”
The genie says, “It’s 200ft high, 100ft thick, and it runs all the way around England so nothing can get in or out.”
The Welshman says: “Fill it with water.”
 
On coming home a man's wife asked him if he was having an affair with a woman from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch. He replied: “How can you say such a thing?”


A Welshman goes for an eye test. The optician says “Can you read this chart from top to bottom?”. The Welshman replies, “Read it!? I flippin’ know the guy!”.
 
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Why don’t you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it.

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I got to work this morning and found a lump of Plasticine on my desk. I don't know what to make of it.

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Conjunctivitis.com
Now that's a site for sore eyes.

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A skeleton walks in to a bar and says, "Give me a beer, and a mop."
 
Why don’t you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it.

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I got to work this morning and found a lump of Plasticine on my desk. I don't know what to make of it.

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Conjunctivitis.com
Now that's a site for sore eyes.

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A skeleton walks in to a bar and says, "Give me a beer, and a mop."

:laugh:
 
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