An old (really old) Dave Allen joke:
A nun was walking down the passageway when another nun remarked:
"Wow! You got out of bed the wrong side this morning!"
The first nun was a bit puzzled, carried on, then met another nun:
" Ooooh! you got out of bed the wrong side this morning!"
The nun carried on and the same thing happened about 15 times, until she was steaming livid.
She met the mother superior and immediately shouted:
" DON'T EVEN DREAM OF TELLING ME I GOT OUT OF BED THE WRONG SIDE THIS MORNING!!!!"
Mother superior said:
No, I wasn't going to say that. I was just going to tell you that you're wearing the bishop's shoes".
A nun was walking down the passageway when another nun remarked:
"Wow! You got out of bed the wrong side this morning!"
The first nun was a bit puzzled, carried on, then met another nun:
" Ooooh! you got out of bed the wrong side this morning!"
The nun carried on and the same thing happened about 15 times, until she was steaming livid.
She met the mother superior and immediately shouted:
" DON'T EVEN DREAM OF TELLING ME I GOT OUT OF BED THE WRONG SIDE THIS MORNING!!!!"
Mother superior said:
No, I wasn't going to say that. I was just going to tell you that you're wearing the bishop's shoes".
