What made you smile recently?

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We have a step in shub, you can sit down to wash yourself, I shave in the shower every day, wife shaves in the shower her legs and girly bits. Clean undies every day just in case I get hot by s bus and end up in hospital. My mum brainwashed me. Top fresh every day, shorts every second day.
I take a while in the shower, but can have a quick one in about 4 minutes.
Trim nose and ear hair and moustache weekly.

Russ
 
rascal said:
We have a step in shub, you can sit down to wash yourself, I shave in the shower every day, wife shaves in the shower her legs and girly bits. Clean undies every day just in case I get hot by s bus and end up in hospital. My mum brainwashed me. Top fresh every day, shorts every second day.
I take a while in the shower, but can have a quick one in about 4 minutes.
Trim nose and ear hair and moustache weekly.

Russ
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I gave you a like just for saying "girly bits."
 
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