What made you smile recently?

[LissaC]

 

[JAS_OH1]

Psycho-poodle got groomed today, and when I went to pick him up, a little surprise popped up in front of me. Terrible photo, but I was driving a car, with a manual transmission, and taking a picture with my iPhone -- and needless to say, I didn't anticipate this.

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I always knew you were full of hot air.

 

[ThatDude]

 

[Lullabelle]

 

[Yorky]

 

[Yorky]

A Scotsman in London is having trouble phoning his sister from a telephone box.
So he calls the operator who asks in a plummy voice:
'Is there money in the box?'
'Naw, it's just me,' he replies.

 

[Yorky]

 

[MypinchofItaly]

“ I got nasty habits.
I take tea at three”

Mick Jagger

 

[Wyshiepoo]

I think all this fuss about dangerous genetically modified food is complete nonsense.

I had an absolutely delicious leg of salmon today.

 

[flyinglentris]

I think all this fuss about dangerous genetically modified food is complete nonsense.

I had an absolutely delicious leg of salmon today.

Is that similar in any way to those ladies legs meat balls?

 

[mjd]

 

[Wyshiepoo]

I thought that I heard someone playing Tubular Bells on my farm the other day, but it was just my cold field.

 

[lastmanstanding]

Is that similar in any way to those ladies legs meat balls?

The menu said Deep Fried Crab Balls and I ordered it.
I was wrong. They were made from crab meat.

 

[flyinglentris]

The menu said Deep Fried Crab Balls and I ordered it.
I was wrong. They were made from crab meat.

Instead of Rocky Mountain Oysters, you were looking for Tide Pool Oysters?

 

[Wyshiepoo]

The menu said Deep Fried Crab Balls and I ordered it.
I was wrong. They were made from crab meat.

So you had the meat but not the two veg?

(Brit joke alert, not sure if that translates over the pond?)