Puts "this tastes like azz," in a whole new light.
This won't be understood by anyone who hasn't done the plank. And the guy at the far end looks like the CEO. Because he is not on the plank position, he is just lying down on his stomach.
I bought a large statuette in Sri Lanka a few years ago. Someone asked me, "Isn't that a bit big to carry around." I said, "He ain't heavy, he's my Buddha."