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Late one night a man battered on the door of a doctor's surgery, and when the doctor let him in he was astonished to see the man with clothes ripped and bleeding from deep gashes all over him. "What happened to you?" The doctor asked as he patched the man up. "I was attacked by a huge cat," said the man, and the doctor poopooed this story as too improbable. He carried on treating the man, until they heard a strange sound out on the street and the doctor went over to look. To his surprise, he did indeed see a huge cat prowling around. He called his patient over and said." Pardon me boy. Is that the cat you knew who chewed you".
 
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Late one night a man battered on the door of a doctor's surgery, and when the doctor let him in he was astonished to see the man with clothes ripped and bleeding from deep gashes all over him. "What happened to you?" The doctor asked as he patched the man up. "I was attacked by a huge cat," said the man, and the doctor poopooed this story as too improbable. He carried on treating the man, until they heard a strange sound out on the street and the doctor went over to look. To his surprise, he did indeed see a huge cat prowling around. He called his patient over and said." Pardon me boy. Is that the cat you knew who chewed you".
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It's a song by Glen Miller - which goes "Pardon me boy; is that the Chattanooga Choo-Choo?"
 
Get this. A couple days ago my caregiver went grocery shopping for me. She came back and told me that the police were at WalMart and brought this kid (late teens/early 20s) out in handcuffs. We both assumed he got busted for stealing.

He made the local news. He got arrested for child porn.

Police = 1
Nasty, disgusting perv = prison (Woo Hoo!!!)
 
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