What made you smile recently?
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mjd
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That, sadly, is very true.
This just happened to me:
I took a later-than-usual lunch, so on my way out the door, I texted my coworkers and said, "I'm just now going to lunch, I'll be back at 1:45PM."
10 minutes later...I started getting texts for routine work questions. 🤦🏻♂️
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I do NOT miss Corporate America just for those reasons.
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Lullabelle
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My new books arrived today 
Crime fiction oh yeah!!!
Lullabelle
Midlands, England
Not normally my thing but it doesn't hurt to try something different.
I bumped across a blog that has funny compilations of hilarious stuff women post on Facebook groups for moms. These are Facebook groups specific for mother to ask questions and share information between them. Apparently, there a lot of women out there in possession of a fully functioning uterus but lacking a working brain. Here are some of my favorites 
"I'm breastfeeding a baby boy, could I breastfeed a baby girl with this same milk?"
"I was breastfeeding when I saw ants going into my house, does this happen to any of you? What could this mean?"
"Can I have a liposuction and a c-section at the same time?"
"Is it wrong to date a married man if he's rich?"
"If I have a rhinoplasty will the baby's nose look my new nose or the old one?"
"How can I make sure the baby is the same species as me and my husband?"
"I haven't had my menstruation in 3 months, could I have a blood problem?"
"Can I give my dog a pregnancy test? Are the results reliable?"
"I had a vasectomy after my last pregnancy, can I get pregnant again?"
"What do you think of a husband who buys presents instead of apologizing with words?"
"Can coca-cola cause miscarriages?"
"I'm breastfeeding a baby boy, could I breastfeed a baby girl with this same milk?"
"I was breastfeeding when I saw ants going into my house, does this happen to any of you? What could this mean?"
"Can I have a liposuction and a c-section at the same time?"
"Is it wrong to date a married man if he's rich?"
"If I have a rhinoplasty will the baby's nose look my new nose or the old one?"
"How can I make sure the baby is the same species as me and my husband?"
"I haven't had my menstruation in 3 months, could I have a blood problem?"
"Can I give my dog a pregnancy test? Are the results reliable?"
"I had a vasectomy after my last pregnancy, can I get pregnant again?"
"What do you think of a husband who buys presents instead of apologizing with words?"
"Can coca-cola cause miscarriages?"
My brother sent me this today:
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