Rumor has it, this is really what started that whole mess between us in 1776:
Colonials: It’s a sub!
Regulars: It’s just a sandwich, really!
Colonials: No! We’ll also accept hoagie, hero, grinder, or even spuckie if you’re in Bostontown, but never ‘just a sandwich!’
Regulars: Sorry, we’re still confused and not quite sure what to order at Ye Olde Tavern…can we just get sandwiches all round, with some of that pepperoni you’ve invented but apparently don’t mind crediting to the Italians? It’s quite good, really!”
Colonials: Oh, you’ve done it now, mates! To arms, liberty-loving hoagie men! ‘Out the pub if you won’t say sub!”
Regulars: What’s happening right now?