We got a bird in the house twice in the UK, and we had a bat in our first apartment - you think it’s hard getting a bird out…
Our main problem here, when we had the dog, was that we liked to leave the garage door open, because the dog flap let out to the garage.
Four or five times during Summer, we’d get a hummingbird stuck in the garage. Massive garage door opening, big enough for two cars to drive through, and the things would fly in, then get confused and get stuck in the couple of feet of space between the rolled-up door and the ceiling.
In the mid 90s, I worked for a computer software company. I was a marketing manager, and had a great window office. I was meeting with two programmers in my office one day -- we were brainstorming the next version of a software I was in charge of. They were sitting in my office looking at the computer on my desk, and tinkering with the software, and I was standing at my office window, on the 8th floor of the building, overlooking downtown Dallas while thinking. I saw a seagull flying towards me. Our office was not far from a big lake, so we would occasionally see seagulls, although not very often.
So, I'm watching this bird fy toward me, rather fast, but figured it would turn and fly away. But, it didn't. It just kept coming towards me. I was watching it and thinking, surely it is going to turn. But it just kept coming.
WHOOOMP! It flew into the window at full speed, and dropped like a rock.
The other two guys heard the sound, and turned to look at me, at the same time I turned to look at them. Three well educated men looking at each other with dumb looks on our faces.
I blurted out, "Did you see that?" Well, of course they didn't. I told them what happened, and they looked at me like I was stoned, or drunk, or crazy.
The bird left a greasy mark on the window. I have no idea if it lived or died.
I learned that day where the term "Bird Brain" came from.
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