Very first appointment with my doc - backstory, I’d been diagnosed with type 2 diabetes three years previously in Minnesota:I'd be amazed if I could find a PCP that can pronounce my last name.
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Doc: Tell me how you got diagnosed with Type 2?”
Me: Well, it was 2001, I was eating at McDonald’s a lot because my wife wanted those Beanie-
Doc: Get to the point.
Me: Um…and I was peeing a lot so I went to the doc and he gave me a glucose test, where you drink that orange stuff, and-
Doc: Well, you don’t have Type 2, you’re just fat and lazy.