Here’s a funny (to me) story concerning one of my doc visits…I think it was 2022, and it touches on the communication issue, and I think I can keep it clean:
I go to a urologist regularly, being a gentleman of a certain age - meaning I have an elevated PSA, so they’re always keeping an eye on that and the not-so-little gland that affects that. I go often enough that the nurse and I are fairly friendly, and we BS a little during appointments.
Now, each of these appointments, where they draw blood and check my PSA number, comes with instructions:
1. No vigorous exercise for 10 days prior
2. No riding lawnmower for 10 days prior
3. No sex for 10 days prior
All of these can affect the number they’re monitoring.
I went to my appointment, Nurse Teri is checking me in, getting my vitals, going over my current meds, and then I say:
“Oh crap. I forgot and, um, mowed the grass a couple of days ago.”
“Ok…so when you say you mowed the grass, do you mean you mowed the grass or you
mowed the grass?”
“I mowed the grass…like, on my lawnmower.”
“Ok, I was just asking, because that can mean two things, y’know.”
“Well, I was just mowing the grass…the less fun meaning.”
We had a little giggle and after a couple of minutes, I asked:
“You know…whether I’d been exercising too much, or mowing the grass, or you know,
mowing the grass…it’d be the same result, right? It just throws off that number?”
“Yeah, it can show a false high reading.”
“So then why’d you ask if it was one or the other? It really wouldn’t matter, right?”
She gave me a sly little look, winked, and replied, “Maybe I just wanted to know!”
That’s why we get along!