So what has @SatNavSaysStraightOn got? Its ruby red and quite fat rather, than thin and forced. Sorry, that just struck me as amusing.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhubarb_Triangle
"Rhubarb is a native of Siberia and thrives in the wet cold winters in Yorkshire. West Yorkshire once produced 90% of the world's winter forced rhubarb from the forcing sheds that were common across the fields there.
In February 2010, Yorkshire Forced Rhubarb was awarded Protected Designation of Origin (PDO) status by the European Commission’s Protected Food Name scheme after being recommended by Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs(Defra)."
If it's straight & thin, it's forced. The way people want it!