JAS_OH1
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I'm not shy! I would say, "Hey, quit skimping on the mayonnaise and bacon!!! And don't you have some microgreens or somethin' layin' around in that badass refrigerator of yours?"Dear, Mr. Tucci.
I regrettably must decline your invitation to join you at your house for BLTs. It has come to my attention that we do not agree on the definition of a BLT.
Sincerely,
JAS_OH1
Though I am fairly certain as a kind and accommodating host he would ask me while preparing the sandwich, "Is this enough mayonnaise or would you like more? Would you like a little extra bacon?" Because that's what I would do if I were making someone a sandwich.