What made you smile recently?

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Dive Bar Casanova said:
Neighbors heat went out and I had the parts and fixed it.
It was cold last night.

A “klixon” and a “sail switch.”
I dont live in the world where I need to get paid for favors but they insist - they’re sending supper over.
(We always send them ribs when we run the smoker.)

I’ll post a pic.
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So, by "cold," do you mean real cold, or Southern California cold?

CD
 
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth
~ George Burns

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on
~ Oscar Levant
I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not
~Brendan Behan
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy!
~ Frank Sinatra
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me
~ Winston Churchill

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
-Kinky Friedman

Dear Alcohol, we had a deal, you were going to make me funnier, sexier, more intelligent and a better dancer. I saw the video, we need to talk
-Anonymous

I used to think drinking was bad for me. So I gave up thinking.
Anonymous

I would date you, but my heart already belongs to Johnny Walker
-Anonymous

Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver
Anonymous

You look like I need another drink ! Anonymous

I say NO to alcohol, but it just doesn't listen!!
 
TastyReuben said:
Me: Hand me the bottle of red zinf from behind the bar, please. We'll have that with supper tonight.

MrsT: Oh my god! We have to get wine, we're almost out!

Me: What?! I was just back there! There's plenty!

MrsT: No there isn't! There's only nine bottles!

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Imagine 2021 is the year of the much anticipated zombie apocalypse and you have to hide in your underground zombie shelter. 9 bottles will not last you until Elon Musk returns from Mars to rescue the Earth!
 
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