After the Normandy tour and lunch, we did a little touristy shopping, picking up pommeau and calvados for gifts, and then we went to see the Bayeux Tapestry.
Got lucky with that last one, as it’s European Heritage Week, or something like that, so what would have normally cost us €22 was free. I actually thought the ticket kid was pulling my leg.
Anyway, all they ever showed us of the tapestry in school was the panel where (spoiler alert) King Harold gets it in the eye - they failed to mention all the wieners in it, both horse and man, and the lone naked woman (who appears to be fending off one of the previously mentioned wieners).
I kept walking by, thinking, “Is that what I think it is? Nah, can’t be, I think it’s just another horse’s foot or something…now that really looks like one…oh my, that definitely is one. Run, lady! He’s up to no good!”
Also, a good bit of beheading. Things are pretty cool for awhile…doing a bit of hunting…some eating and drinking…a little king-worship, the odd wiener here and there, then a fight breaks out, and just like that, headless bodies and bodiless heads everywhere, one fellow with an ax right in the noggin (he probably thought Harold and his one arrow in the peeper didn’t seem half bad) - sex and violence, 1066 style.
How has this not been made into a Hollywood blockbuster yet? Chris Hemsworth as Harold, Timothee Chalamet as William, and just to get the crowds in, Beyoncé as the woman who loves them both, but is her love strong enough to save a kingdom…and herself? “Hastings - A Love Story” coming to a theater near you (special appearance by Robert Di Niro as King Edward)!
Got lucky with that last one, as it’s European Heritage Week, or something like that, so what would have normally cost us €22 was free. I actually thought the ticket kid was pulling my leg.
Anyway, all they ever showed us of the tapestry in school was the panel where (spoiler alert) King Harold gets it in the eye - they failed to mention all the wieners in it, both horse and man, and the lone naked woman (who appears to be fending off one of the previously mentioned wieners).
I kept walking by, thinking, “Is that what I think it is? Nah, can’t be, I think it’s just another horse’s foot or something…now that really looks like one…oh my, that definitely is one. Run, lady! He’s up to no good!”
Also, a good bit of beheading. Things are pretty cool for awhile…doing a bit of hunting…some eating and drinking…a little king-worship, the odd wiener here and there, then a fight breaks out, and just like that, headless bodies and bodiless heads everywhere, one fellow with an ax right in the noggin (he probably thought Harold and his one arrow in the peeper didn’t seem half bad) - sex and violence, 1066 style.
How has this not been made into a Hollywood blockbuster yet? Chris Hemsworth as Harold, Timothee Chalamet as William, and just to get the crowds in, Beyoncé as the woman who loves them both, but is her love strong enough to save a kingdom…and herself? “Hastings - A Love Story” coming to a theater near you (special appearance by Robert Di Niro as King Edward)!