That's right. Fizzy drinks contain chemicals, so they're bad for you. Too much sugar is bad for you, so let's cut that out. Watch out for the salt, it'll raise your blood pressure. I air fried it, to avoid all the fat, which causes obesity. You can go out in the garden ( when it's 60F) but put on this SPF 100, otherwise you'll get skin cancer. Don't go into the water Johnny - there may be jellyfish in there. Only one cup of coffee, because otherwise you'll get excited.That is one of those things in this country that was condemned to the sin bin, give your child cola? Absolutely not.
What a dystopian society we have become