Just realized we’re having guests for afternoon tea on Saturday, so my plans are to start panicking and overthinking anything and everything about it until it’s done.
SIT down, take a few deep breaths and hummmmmmmmmmmmm for 5 minutes.
Place your hands on your head and then twist your legs around the back of your neck. Hummmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Keep breathing profoundly, hummmmmmmmmmm.
WRITE DOWN what you are going to prepare (preferably with a Mont Blanc fountain pen) hummmmmmmmmmmmm.
Sandwiches (no crusts) with cucumber and cream cheese, roast beef and horseradish, salmon and parsley, cheese and ham, scones, cupcakes with icing, Victoria sponge, petit fours, hummmmmmmmmmmmm.
Earl Grey, Twining's Darjeeling..
You see? Easy, no stress, calm as a cucumber, all meticulously planned, what can possibly go wrong, I've got this, hummmmmmmmmmmmmm.
(Then on Saturday afternoon, 10 minutes before service: OMG WHERE ON EARTH IS THE BUTTER AND CLOTTED CREAM?????)