Now I’m afraid of getting a paddling…which may make me drag my feet even more!
Seriously, it’s nearly 2:30PM…I might get started on it…
NOW TR DO IT NOW.
A paddling will seem like a cake walk, take the decs DOWN!
In case you do respond to the carrot as well as the stick- when you've taken them off the tree (and only then) you have permission to scour the internet for some pretty yet classy little hand blown glass heart baubles that you may place on your (empty) waiting tree ready for Valentines night.
Now they could legitimately stay on there for Easter as well...