Tongue, grapefruit & spinach salad with black and white poppy seeds:
Now THAT is a doorstep butty!!!
I fought with my sister when we were teens, but both of us outgrew that.
She went to TCU, and I went to a really good state college. She set me up with her sorority sisters. All of them both pretty and smart. We had a bit of a snip last week, but no harm done. She knows I'd give her a kidney, if she needed one, and I know she would do the same for me.
You can pick your friends, but you can't pick your family.
CD
Mate I am frightened to google Velveeta, It sounds like a female depilation product ?Maybe you can appease her with that other manufactured delicacy, Velveeta.
BTW, not to make you too jealous, but I've actually been to the SPAM Museum in Austin, MN.
A bacon and egg butty with HP sauce. The bread must be toasted white processed crap. mmmmmmm !
I do understand the attraction of the textural difference when not using a runny fried. I find if the bread is not toasted my chest looks like an exploded Cadbury cream eggs.Its the contrast between crispy bacon and soft bread.
In a heart beat. Bravo.Chicken Kolhapuri which is now my favourite Indian chicken curry having surpassed Bratfud Bangla.